I've got a T16
I'm the best pilot in the outer rim
I've got a teenage dream
I'm gonna find Darth Vader and stick it to him

But I hear Tosche Station has sexy new power converters
So that's where I'm gonna go
Don't confuse me with scruffy nerf herders

I'm impressive
(I'm impressaaaeeeeve)
Everyone knows that I'm impressive
(I'm impressaaaeeeeve)
Didn't you know that I'm impressive
But I can't fight the Empire yet

I've got a new X Wing
One Death Star kill under my belt
I've got a part time fling
Processing emotions that I've never felt before
And what's more!

I had a pretty tough year
nearly froze to death
got bossed around
by a man with pointy ears
But I'm learning
yeah I'm learning to
surpass all my peers
I don't really have any
but I made a few rocks float
Cmon that's pretty cool
I hope that's made one thing clear

Yeah I know that I'm impressive
(I'm impressaaaeeeeve)
Didn't you know that I'm impressive
(I'm impressaaaeeeeve)
Am I trying to hard to be impressive
(I'm impressaaaeeeeve)
I know I can be impressive
But I'm not quite a Jedi yet

I've got a family
Relationships are complicated
My sister once kissed me
I'm so glad we never dated
Now let's talk about my dad

He turned my best friend into a carbon slab
Then he chopped off my best hand
And He murdered my mentor
And He tortured my sister

Now he wants me to be
His right handless man
I gotta stop him
But I'm not sure if I'm ready
Tho I'll do the best that I can

Yeah I know that I'm impressive
(I'm impressaaaeeeeve)
Haven't you heard that I'm impressive
(I'm impressaaaeeeeve)
Didn't you know that I'm impressive
(I'm impressaaaeeeeve)
Am I trying to hard to be impressive
(I'm impressaaaeeeeve)
I know I can be impressive

I'm impressive
Even my scum bag dad knows I'm impressive
I'm impressive
But how am I supposed to know if I'm a Jedi yet